Ice Cream Igor

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Football Freddy

 I never wanted to play football. But I was a big kid and I could really trow a ball, I was kinda destined to play something. Practice was always early in the morning so I couldn't stay out late. One time in high school I was mad that I couldn't go out with all my friends, I mean I could have, but chose not to because of practice. They ended up deciding to break into the school and play floor hockey in the gym; they all got caught and got in a lot of trouble. Coach was really proud of me for not being with my friends that night.

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Muscle Beach

Fred Flex loves to stay in shape. He "hangs and bangs" at Muscle Beach, fine tuning his body and helping other people keep fit. Marci is a model. She likes Muscle Beach because it's always sunny and she can get a free tan. There's also tons of hot guys (not creeps!) and all of her friends are there. 


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