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Jul 15, 2011
Jul 14, 2011
Football Freddy
I never wanted to play football. But I was a big kid and I could really trow a ball, I was kinda destined to play something. Practice was always early in the morning so I couldn't stay out late. One time in high school I was mad that I couldn't go out with all my friends, I mean I could have, but chose not to because of practice. They ended up deciding to break into the school and play floor hockey in the gym; they all got caught and got in a lot of trouble. Coach was really proud of me for not being with my friends that night.
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Muscle Beach
Fred Flex loves to stay in shape. He "hangs and bangs" at Muscle Beach, fine tuning his body and helping other people keep fit. Marci is a model. She likes Muscle Beach because it's always sunny and she can get a free tan. There's also tons of hot guys (not creeps!) and all of her friends are there.
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Mar 25, 2011
Shopper Shelly
Shelly sure is skilled at shopping. Sometimes she simultaneously shops and sings show songs. On Saturdays she sells Ascii shells by the Sicilian seashore. Sorry, I suddenly have to split, it seems someone left a stinky saucepan simmering on the stove since six. Sigh.
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Mar 24, 2011
Charlotte & Randy
Charlotte & Randy, the perpetual odd couple. Friend or foe, confidant or nemesis? Of whiskers and fur, we are more similar than not.
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